i put my eggbug plushie on top of my medications like it is a dragon hoarding them

my husband just came in and said that eggbug is "trying to hatch my prescriptions"

my progesterone is egg shaped. do u think if eggbug sits on them for long enough ill hatch a family of trans girls?

my hot Evangelion read is that Shinji is trans but transitioning would absolutely not fix her. not even close